Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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