I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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