I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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