My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize