I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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