all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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