She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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