Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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