I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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