you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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