i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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