Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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