How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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