Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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