ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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