She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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