Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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