I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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