I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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