I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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