Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
is it fun? or sober?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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