I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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