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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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