is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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