that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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