the day after is always just damage control
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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