East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he fucked my hip out of place.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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