I am in a vortex of obligation.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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