What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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