just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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