I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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