Just cropdusted the office
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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