I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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