I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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