erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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