dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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