carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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