yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
