Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Jerry, you need to find god
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Two words: blizzard sex
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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