i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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