Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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