Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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