capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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