Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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