can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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