were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
