i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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