At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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