They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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