where am i from again
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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