He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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