He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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