Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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